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[Maybell Fern]

Hello,

My name is Maybell Fern and I have a money making idea.

Why don't twelve of us gals take pictures of our husband's anus, then make an Anus Calender.

For example, wife212's husband could appear as January's Anus of the Month. Tex could be February's, Bert's might be March,,,etc.

I think we could make a fortune off of it. I have seen lots of calenders, but never an Anus Calender.

Wife212, since you already have several 8 by 10's of your husband's anus, then you have a head start on the rest of us and you could be our leader.

We would devide the profits 12 different ways. It would give us each a monthly income and could be lots of fun.

Maybell Fern

[Hank]

To Maybell Fern,

What a great idea! But I don't think you should limit the pictures to those taken by loving wives. I have several of Tex and I think the pictures I took should also be included in the calender.

Let's face it, Viola doesn't know how to use a camera and I am sure some of you other wives don't understand lighting and how to make an anus properly pucker.

Since I am a true artist, perhaps I should travel from village to village and take each of your husband's anus pictures. Naturally I would charge a small fee, but nothing like what you would pay if you had them taken at Glamor Shots.

I could also assemble the pictures in order and staple each callender.

I am so excited that I almost weeweed in my pink boots,,,lol.

Hank

[Bertha1]

Dear Maybell Fern,

That is a fantastic idea, but I have already sold Bert's anus pictures to the National Enquirer. Do you think they would sue me if I used one of them for the calender?

Bert is all for having Hank come to Dallas and take new ones, then he said Mr. Enquirer couldn't sue us. I think he is wrong, because if I read the contract right, I sold all rights to Bert's anus.

Big Bertha

[mark]

i am using this thing for the first time (yes, right now) and trying to relax while i get used to something being in my ass...but that has been rather difficult because i have been dying laughing reading this thread! thanks to all for taking the time to put this together...very funny!

[TheIowegian]

[BeginQuote]Originally Posted By: Saint Francis
Greetings to Sister Bertha,

I would like to introduce myself to this group. I am Saint Francis of a Prostate.

It has been brought to my attention that there is friction on Earth, between the Baptist and the Catholics over Minister Bert's anus. This puts a heavy burden om my heart.

Bert, do you realize that God gave you an anus with a golden prostate and you must learn to turn the other checks and share this gift with the world.

Yes, it is true that Catholic women were born with cold fingers, but those poor women were also given the gift of having warm hearts.

Bert, you must look past those cold fingers being rammed up your anus and use God's gift for the good of mankind. Each time you bend over that kitchen table, remember there is a higher being and he is smiling, in fact he is laughing out loud each time you give of that Golden Prostate.

Go forth Brother Bert and share your gift.

I have spoken, now do as I say.

Love from Heave,
Saint Francis of a Prostate[EndQuote]
I would have thought that Bert would have welcomed you ladies of St. Francis with open arms. Every one needs an education at one time or tne other.
I bought one of these super tools and I wandered if the one size fits all
would work. It really don't but I have the tool.
I only wish I lived a little closer to Bertha. I would drive over some Sunday afternoon and be the subject of the session and Bert could relax and maybe watch a football game.
Experience is the reason I selected Bertha. If Catholic women have cold fingers I would go that route if they had the experience. It has been terribly hot this summer and I would really go for the cold finger.

TheIowegian.

[Christian]

Being a Christian and somewhat familure with the ways of churches. I know that there are many "traveling" teachers holding seminars in Churches. They cover the globe proclaiming the truth. Well at least as they see it. Now a modest proposal.

All you good saints, ministers and [B]practicing[/B] women of truth should get together and also go forth into the highways and byways. Covering every church in the land. There are many who need the sweet sweet sound of a cum shot which would suprise thy wife. It is their right. It is their destiny. It is your profit.

With a few kind words. A lot of demonstration. With some edifying words, life, for all the men who were taught to not M, would be much better. And all for a cost of just 39.99 per attendee. In addition I would suggest that the leader (elder, pastor, minister) should be allowed in free of charge and should lead the congreation by example. In addition I would suggest that you sell music of the massage, a full demostation dvd and of course books to cover every persons every objection.

This would change the face of religion. It would add a new meaning to turn the other cheek. It would change the world. And even Jeff Foxworthy could not top it. But he could use it as outstanding material.

massage on!


ROFLOL

[jeff]

[BeginQuote]Originally Posted By: Bertha1

[BeginQuote]Originally Posted By: bigboy

[BeginQuote]Originally Posted By: wife212

[BeginQuote]Originally Posted By: bigboy

[BeginQuote]Originally Posted By: wife212
I recently caught my husband massaging his own prostate. Should I be worried about his health or my sex life. Either way is it unsafe for him to do his self and how would one learn how to do it safely.[EndQuote]
I use to slip around, when my wife wasn't looking and massaged my prostate. Then one night she walked into the bathroom and caught me. At first she was very upset, but we sat down and discussed it like two grown adults.

I explained that it was a natural thing and that most men enjoy the sensation. I used a comparision to show her that my p-spot was much like her g-spot.

She started reading everything she could find about the male p-spot and it wasn't long till she wanted to start experimenting. At first she used one finger, then she built it up to two.

Our problem now is that I can't get her to stop. She doesn't want regular sex, all she wants to do is stroke my p-spot. I wake up two or three times a night and she's got her fingers up in there just having a blast.

My advice to the men out there is to never let your wife know anything about your p-spot. This is a secret that should be kept between men and never shared with wives. There is something about women that makes them go wild when they learn about their husband's p-spot.



[EndQuote]
OK I dont know about wanting to be that involved. At first I thought maybe he was gay. Now I am doing what your wife did.The best way to do that was for me to try to talk to men who are open about this. Now I hope that he wants to do the same for me. But I don't even know what I like. I wish I could find a site to talk about this w/o being judged,this just is more for medical. I don't want to be in the way of people talking about this helpfull massager.I wish there was a Womens site just like this.[EndQuote]
We do too.[EndQuote]
I am just like you, when my husband started wanting me to massage his prostate I got worried about him. At first I didn't want to do it, but to keep him quiet, I did what he asked.

He had to tell me what felt good and how much pressure to use, but it wasn't long till I had him singing the high notes and talking directly to Jesus.

I have noticed a complete change in our relationship. He is much more affectionate and he has developed an interest in fixing my hair and helping me pick out my wardrobe. He has redecorated our apartment twice in the past year and his favorite thing is to go shopping.

All he use to do is sit in front of the TV and watch football and drink beer, now he has learned to knit and he's taking cooking classes.

My advice is to be open minded and to explore.

[EndQuote]
sounds like you husband is a high note hitting homo.

[gene]

I am a single guy 50 ,178 pounds longing for the type relationship where I recieve guidance in pleasing my partner even in what pleases me I will volunteer any time to be a prostate milking model for any educational or erotic means..

[Healthpositive]

Hello,

The video will help to allay your worries. You can get involved with your husband too.

There is a nice video available on prostate massage. It will help men to understand and appreciate how regular prostate massage can improve their health.
Furthermore, the video explains how prostate massage helps with prostate enlargement, erectile dysfunction and other sexual health problems.

Watch the video at http://www.healthysensus.com/videos.aspx


HealthPositive

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